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nopuedobro:

Pretty sure the face actors were hired appropriately

The picture of sophisticated grace

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jackthemother:

So this happened on facebook today….

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bagmilk:

when you’re presenting something in class and you just look at your teacher like

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mumfoalandsons:

one time in 8th grade math class, my asshole teacher who didn’t like me goes “erin goes to the store to buy a new personality because hers sucks, the one she wants is-” and i cut him off and said “i wanted the asshole personality, but you took the last one”

he never bothered me again

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towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

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The wonderful thing about tiggers, is tiggers are wonderful things 

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joeyrichtersbottom:

aimmyarrowshigh:

I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

in australia we just exchange boomerangs 

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caseyanthonyofficial:

I cant wait until this generation is running for public office

Theres going to be so much shit

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A million dick pictures

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